5 conspiracy theorists walked into a bar
What do conspiracy theorists and Excel have in common?
I was invited to a conspiracy theorists’ convention
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
Now that ain't a coincidence.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
Come on, you can't expect me to think that's a coincidence.
(I got this from my friend so sorry if it's been here already)
I know I sound like a conspiracy theorists but I just discovered the government has already designed the Pi variant
They will unleash it March 14 at exactly 1:59 AM.
What do you call conspiracy theorists standing in line?
What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?
They're both full of baloney.
Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...
2 conspiracy theorists stumble upon each other,
it can't be a coincidence
All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.
They are nothing but loom and doom.
Why did the conspiracy theorist lose his job at the convenience store?
Because he refused to clean the parking lot, he believed 7-11 was an inside job.
Isn't it fitting that when conspiracy theorist die...
...they get stuck in a plot.
Why the mathematicians are the best cooks?
They turn average ingredients into a mean meal even with a bad Range.
A conspiracy theorist was walking through a park and finds a map on a signpost with a ''You are here'' sticker on it.
Looks around wild eyed. ''How do they know? HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?''
I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They said…
A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.
He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...
A had a fight with a conspiracy theorist.
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But the lightbulb has to want to change
Credit to my psychology professor
Some jokes me dad just texted me
Dad Jokes -
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
If you ever want to talk about why our air conditioning bill is so high, my door is always open.
If you're not a flat-Earther...
Does that make you a conspheracy theorist?
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
Three comspiracy theorists walk in to a bar.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
That can't just be a coincidence.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...
You can't tell me that's just a
coincidence.
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