Are you telling me the place all the homies hang out ain’t called the G-spot?
Can’t seem to find it anyways 😤
I can come up with airplane jokes on the spot..
what do you call it when you spot your EX out in the public looking bad?
Willy Wonka once fired his lead accountant on the spot.
He was accused of not fudging the numbers.
The cemetery is a hot hangout spot...
Everyone is just dying to get in
Was at the gym this guy said: "Hey, can you spot me?"
I said: "Yeah, you're right there."
What's the worst spot to hide in a hospital?
With the power to spot any man
How much does it cost to keep people from ever seeing your bald spot in the future?
Dunno, but you have toupee in advance for sure.
I was fired on the spot for reading too much Wikipedia at work
I said "wait, I can explain everything."
Turn a ferocious dog into a loyal companion with the click of your mouse! (Heel Spot)
I was told to go dig a hole for a coffin for an upcoming burial. But I dug in the wrong spot...
I've been struggling with squats so I asked my girl to go on a date to the gym to spot me.
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of my car through the sunroof.
85% of stats are made up on the spot.
The other 15% are made up underneath it.
At work today I bent over to pick something up and inadvertently showed some of my butt crack. My boss immediately called me out for it and despite me being a model employee he fired me on the spot.
All that company cares about is the bottom line.
Had a conversation with a collegue about my Fig Liqueur and popped this pun out on the spot. I’m pretty proud.
Did you hear about the cattle rancher who bought his sons their own ranch? He called it Focus because it was a spot where the sons raise meat!
I was asked on the spot to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like, "well, damn!"
A chemist walks into a bar and finds one of his friends in his usual spot. The chemist asks his friend to move to a different seat. His friend, says, “I suppose you’ve displaced me.” The chemist smiles and is about to say something but stops for a moment then says,
“I was going to make a chemistry joke but I was afraid you wouldn’t react.”
what did the squirrel say when another squirrel walked by while he was hiding his nuts in a secret spot?
How to make yourself laugh on the spot
Among the thousands of bees in a hive, how do you spot the Queen?
I was waiting on my food, when my waitress slipped on a wet spot in the dining room
The cook yelled from the back “sorry for the long wait times, but our server is currently down”
If you are on a hike in Canada, you need to spot at least two grizzlies before calling the authorities.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G spot?
A man can sometimes find a golf ball.
A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.
What did the pirate say when we were about to pull out of a parking spot?
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
Pun in, ten dead
Edit: The police quickly arrived at the scene, surrounding the bar. The pun was trapped in the bar but it decided to hold on and have a shoot out with the police instead of surrendering. Sadly, the pun was shot. He was pun out dead at the scene.
Edit: Nobody attended the puns funeral, they all at ten ded.
-Mic drop-
Edit: Wasn’t that a killer pun?
Edit: Unfortunately I told about 10 puns before this one. Did any of them land? No. No pun in ten did.
(Credit To killsforsporks and TLo137 for the last 2 edits)
We put our youngest daughter to bed early and gathered the books from the room. Placed them in our time out spot to read later.
Oldest daughter- Daddy, why are the books in time out?
Me- because they got red all over the place.
(On The Spot Joke) My Partner was in bed cracking her back and asked.....
“Hey can you hear my back crack”
I replied “yea can you hear my ass crack” then proceeded with the filthiest fart known to man
Absolute crack up. Hahahahahah even she laughed
I think I found the “G spot” at work today..
Whilst reversing the car into a parking spot, I leaned over to my wife and said...
What is the weak spot of a janitor?
Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
You can never find the best hiding spot
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?
Someone asked me, on the spot, to name two structures that hold water…
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
My friend opened a club called “The G-Spot”
But it closed after a week, because most men couldn’t find it.
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