Why is the sky blue?
Because if it was green, you wouldn't know where to stop mowing.
I Couldn't figure out why the sky was growing brighter by the minute...
...and then it dawned on me!
What breed are the dogs that fall from the sky when it rains cats and dogs?
What breed are the dogs that fall from the sky when it rains cats and dogs?
Pomerainin'
When I was a young boy my dad said to me, you can be anything you want in life, the sky is the limit.
Which made me sad. cause I wanted to an astronaut.
(From my 7 year old daughter) Why is the sky so sad?
Because it's so blue... 🤣🤣 (proud daddy moment)
My son got angry when I told him “Sky is the limit for you”.
He wants to be an astronaut.
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
I stayed up all last night wondering where the sun had gone from the sky
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.....
Sometimes I lay in bed at night, stare up at the sky and think so myself...
Where the fuck did my roof go?
Did you know there’s more planes in the ocean then there is submarines in the sky
How are frogs so good at getting bugs out of the sky
Because their grandfroggies participated in the Battle of Ribbritain.
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
You know when water falls from the sky it’s called precipitation, so what do you call it when water is excited?
Anticipation
(I made this up on the spot and it got a chuckle out of my dad haha so it’s already “dad approved”)
Why was the sky so blue?
Because all of the clouds had left him.
I bee-leave I can touch the sky
What do you call vans falling from the sky?
What wiggles and jiggles in the sky?
Thor is riding his magnificent steed across the night sky…
He throws out a thunderbolt, raises a triumphant fist to the sky and roars, “I’m Thor! I’M THORRRR!”
His horse looks back at him and says, “Of course you’re thore, thilly, you’re not wearing a thaddle!”
When geese fly in a V-shape through the sky, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?
because there are more geese on that side..
What holds the sun up in the sky
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
Why did the students at the Greek school of sky-diving complain?
Their instructor was Con Descending.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
Honey, you are the sun that lights my sky.
I'm glad you're there, but god I hate looking at you.
At least he gets a good view of the sky...
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?
Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
My son got angry when I told him "Sky is the limit for you".
He wants to be an astronaut.
Why is the sky blue?
Because if it were green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing!
The sky looked a bit foreboding this morning, so I asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?" Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley."
I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
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