A list of puns related to "The Score"
It's tide.
One won one, and one won two.
You should check it out, itβs a really good Martian Scoresβeasy film
ESPN.
(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL
I said, βitβll be 0-0.β
You must have ESP-N!
( ΰ² ΝΚΰ² )
Me: 4 to 3
Friend: You're up?
Me: No, this is America
It's zero to zero !
After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"
Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"
0-0.
Watching march madness reminded me of this gem from the old man.
They didnβt score, but they still made love.
"8-2, Brutus."
me: It's 1 to 3.
roommate: For?
me: 5, 6, 7.
Its 0 to 0, of course thats the score before the game even starts
It's a Tide Ad.
Tonight after the Iron Bowl, he said, "I knew the score before it began!" I asked him how he could make a claim like that and he said, "It's always 0 to 0 at the beginning."
Tide
It was tide.
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