Did you hear the story about the Phantom Corkscrew?

It had a twist ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunstarCowboy
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Why did the phantom get stretchered off from the ghost football game?

He got kicked in the ghoulies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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Phantom of the Opera
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondComedy
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What do you call a ghost that haunts the set of a day-time tv talk show?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpledump69
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I got my roommate yesterday .

Him: Man, these Star Wars jokes are annoying.

Me: You could say they are Phantom Menace.

Him: Glares at me.

Happy Revenge of the Fifth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakon65
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Dad occasionally goes a little high brow...

"Did you hear about the actress who was cut from her role portraying Christine in the Phantom of the Opera for being a problem alcoholic? She was a drunk On-gin-ue!"

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