Scrooge awakens in the night to an apparition; he asks: “Who are you?” His dead gastroenterologist responds:

“I am the ghost of gasses passed.”

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What do you call the apparition of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.

The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"

His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"

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After the AA meeting, the ghost finally admitted it

He has a boos problem

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📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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My dad is concerned with being politically correct.

Dad: You can't call them ghosts anymore, they're Apparition-Americans!

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