The Little Drummer Boy Puns

A list of puns related to "The Little Drummer Boy"

My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...

It's one part rum, three parts pum.

(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)

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👤︎ u/metermind
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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“Hey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? I’m Little Drummer Boy-ing”

“I’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”

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👤︎ u/thegreatjamoco
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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