A list of puns related to "The Hunter"
Quack Quack!
Murder most fowl
He saw a Turkey
He went into the woods during a deep fog and saw a figure, so he shot...
He mist.
With his "bear" hands!
Aye oh! I'll see myself out!
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
The Sandalorian
Howie Mandelorian
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
There is no 'coon.
He hit him right between the ice!
"Shoot!"
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
...so they went home.
Because he was a lion.
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake
It turns out he was de-ranged.
Because he thought there shouldn’t be another Good Will Hunting
The little girl is Gatherer.
He's become addicted to quack!
He had no morels.
He made a Miss stake.
Because according to the 2nd amendment.....the hunter has the right to bear arms
Fowl play was involved.
To take out a hundred bucks.
He could never find his quarry.
Quack-Quack.
It said “Bear Left”, so they went home.
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