What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack Quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the avid bird hunter do?

Murder most fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?

He saw a Turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A hunter went out into the forest

He went into the woods during a deep fog and saw a figure, so he shot...

He mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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How did the hunter catch the bear?

With his "bear" hands!

Aye oh! I'll see myself out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrolite999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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How did the panda escape the hunter?

Bear-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flare1206
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What's the only Bounty Hunter Darth Vader is afraid of?

The Sandalorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damoisbatman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What's the name of the space bounty hunter who used to host Deal or No Deal?

Howie Mandelorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.

That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did the enlightened dog say to the hunter?

There is no 'coon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonanzaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How did the hunter kill the polar bear?

He hit him right between the ice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaihemGaming
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What did the hunter say when his gun stopped working?

"Shoot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukamu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Two hunters went out to hunt grizzly. As they drove up the mountain road, they saw a sign that said "Bear Left"...

...so they went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why didn't any of the animals believe the hunter when he said he was the king of the jungle?

Because he was a lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulburn85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.

But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart

Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miller_Defoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?

It turns out he was de-ranged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurd269
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Why did Will Smith turn down the movie role as a bear hunter?

Because he thought there shouldn’t be another Good Will Hunting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrwizit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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My friend gave his kids old fashioned names. The little boy is called Hunter.

The little girl is Gatherer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Did you hear about the duck hunter? It's horrible!

He's become addicted to quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Did you hear about the unscrupulous mushroom hunter?

He had no morels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krombopulos137
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Why did the Vampire Hunter stab the Vampire in the Shoulder

He made a Miss stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phatgoat24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear's arms?

Because according to the 2nd amendment.....the hunter has the right to bear arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyTwinklenugs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Two bird hunters ended up going missing in the woods.

Fowl play was involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dallasrm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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Why did the hunter go to the bank?

To take out a hundred bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananagopher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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What ever happened to the man who failed as both a stone cutter and bounty hunter?

He could never find his quarry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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What did the Turkey say to the Turkey hunter?

Quack-Quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Two hunters were driving to the hunting grounds when they saw a sign.

It said β€œBear Left”, so they went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duxintrux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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