The pro replied: “your stance is too wide”.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
OneTwoThree.
The Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
The second scientist says "I'll have some water too. Wait... why did you say H2O? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally complicate things like that in a situation outside of work".
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
But then we'd have to go to school every day.
He said, “Those are to keep your shirt closed.”
Je-sus
Well that's another story
It was made in grease
It was quite the shin dig.
Well it's complex and I don't think you'd understand if I tried explaining it.
Orange-inal.
Gooooood night, everybody! I'll be here all week!
She replied, “no, first a Gibson, then a Fender”.
It’s a naan issue.
Sadly,It didn't take off.
It was an illuminating experience.
Duplikate
What a re-leaf!
woofers
I have never seen my husband so proud.
I think this is the only subreddit that understands 😅
The rooster
Make a to boo list.
They're too sheepish.
And I replied, “well, that’s just a stereo type.”
And suddenly, I’m the idiot.
The art critic says "Would you like my opinion on your work? .... It's worthless"
The artist replies "I know, but tell me anyway."
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
They were first cooked in Greece
He says, "Please, make yourself a tome."
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
They're calling it Sonblock
Namely, people had to run a wagon on your mom instead
It’s very souperficial.
Orange you kidding yourself?
Because as every dad knows you don't touch the Thermos tat
Man, talk about Asia vu.
Nobody’s ever managed to repeat it ..
The short answer is, it’s unclear.
You could call it The Tie of the Eiger.
They were cooked in grease
