My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.
They supported The Doors.
How can you tell that the band “The Police” don’t like hot donuts?
They said you don’t have to put on the red light
What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
What was the tigers favourite band?
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
I play the triangle in a reggae band
I stand in the back and ting
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
Meet the world's highest ranking band on Spotify.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
My teen daughter walked right into this one
Me: There is a band playing today. Do you want to go?
Her: I don’t know. What is the band called?
Me: Mullet.
Her: Um, what kind of style is that?
Me: Kind of short in front, long in back.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
I used to be in a band called the Hinges....
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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