A list of puns related to "Charlie Daniels"
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The devil went down to Russia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man packin' up a chess set he'd been playin' hot
The devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a chess player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good game, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a brick of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "my name's Garry and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Garry, reopened up his set and lined up the pieces
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Russia, and the devil friends lined the bleachers
If you win, you get this shiny brick made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
The devil spoke up and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips as he touched one of his pieces
And he moved the pawn across the board
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it went something like this.... d4
When the pawn was placed, Garry said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down on that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"
Defend against the London System, run pawn, run
The devil's in the House of the great one
Spare Queen on a side of the board, ready to go
Garry, do you underpromote? No, child, no
When it was over, The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden brick on the ground at Garry's feet
Garry said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"
Another weekend, another set of live shows on IWTV. Featuring young upstarts, New Japan talent, ultra violence, and tons more. All times are eastern.
Friday night
ICW No Holds Barred:The Pit 3 at 9 PM
Neil Diamond Cutter vs MASADA
Great Scott vs Dale Patricks
Justin Kyle vs Bryan Keith
John Wayne Murdoch vs Aaron Mercer
AKIRA vs Eric Ryan
Brandon Kirk vs Orin Veidt
Satu Jinn vs SHLAK
West Coast Pro Wrestling: Get in where you fit in at 10 PM
West Coast Pro Championship: Hammerstone vs Starboy Charlie
Jacob Fatu vs Daniel Garcia
AJ Gray vs Steven Tresaro
Karl Fredericks and Rocky Romero vs West Coast Wrecking Crew
Titus Alexander vs Nick Wayne vs Juicy Finau
No Peace Underground:The Act of Annihilation 12:30 AM
AKIRA vs Parrow vs Orin Veidt
John Wayne Murdoch vs Aeroboy
Colby Corino vs Dante Leon
Sawyer Wreck vs Neil Diamond Cutter
Zicky Dice vs Bryan Keith
Masada and SHLAK vs Atticus Cogar and Eric Ryan
Saturday
ICW No Holds Barred Volume 17 at 9 PM
American Deathmatch Championship: John Wayne Murdoch (c) vs Sadika
AKIRA vs MASADA
SHLAK vs Scot Summers
Dale Patricks vs Orin Veidt
Satu Jinn and Neil Diamond Cutter vs Headhunter A and Nightmare Freddie
Justin Kyle vs Brandon Kirk
Dale Patricks vs Orin Veidt vs Eric Ryan
And while not on IWTV, Sunday will see Jersey Championship Wrestling's Battle Bowl which will stream for free on YouTube. Randomly selected teams will compete to earn entry into a battle royal and be crowned battle bowl champion.
Names announced include
And tons more.
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