Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
Why can't Tennis players ever find happiness?
Love means nothing to them
Why did the tennis player go to jail
What do you call a tennis player who can’t clean his house?
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
A tennis player is walking off the court and a guys asks him “What’s that in your pocket?” The player replies “tennis balls” . . .
The guy says “Well if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!!”
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…
The servers are currently down...
What do you call a funny tennis player?
A tennis player was reported to be stalking his coach.
The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: “I would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.”
Did you hear about that tennis player who never cleans his house?
a love letter a tennis player wrote me
As a swiss tennis player, do you think Roger Federer is a fan of...
Did you hear about the tennis player who did not score?
They didn’t score, but they still made love.
What’s a tennis players favorite dinner meal?
Right before every tennis match I play, my dad, who is a professional tennis player, smiles at me from the top of the stairs.
I just have to look up to him, you know.
What do you call a tennis player that likes mixing music?
Why can't tennis players ever find happiness [x-post from AdviceAnimals]
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So, the British Tennis player was talking to his girlfriend
"So, how old will your daughter be next month?"
"15, love."
Be careful of dating a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
Why shouldn't you date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them
Never fall for a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Why do tennis players have a high divorce rate?
Love means nothing to them
Never get involved with a tennis player...
...love means nothing to them.
Why can't you trust tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them.
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Never marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Why didn't the tennis player want a wife?
Because love means nothing to him.
Never marry a Tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
My dad said "I should never date a tennis player..."
As love means nothing to them
Never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them
I told my son to not marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Why should you never get in a relationship with a tennis player?
Love means nothing to them.
Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
Love means nothing to them
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Why are tennis players bad in relationships?
Because love means nothing to them.
Love means nothing to a tennis player.
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
You should never fall for a tennis player...
...because love means nothing to them.
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
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