Lizard: Yes
She was a bit scared a very confused until we showed up at grandmas house as usual. Happy Veterans Day to my mom and those who served ! and thanks to all of you that are AD | NAD | TRS | TAMP for your service.
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
"These temperatures are out of this world!"
He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?
GF: Gonna make nuggets for dinner can you preheat the oven for me?
Me: Sure what temp?
GF: Whatever the nuggets say.
Me: Holding the bag of frozen nuggets to my ear for a moment. Babe they aren't saying anything. I think they might be dead.
GF: I'm leaving you.
And vented my anger. We got into a heated argument. I later apologized for losing my cool after he told me he was a temp working to complete his degree. We agreed to meet for some cold beers.
Presiding in his absence was the President Pro Temp-ura.
So we were at the local Renaissance festival on labor day and temps were getting up to the 90s. I see a guy carrying ice to one of the shops. Slyly I lean over to the wife and say: " Look honey, that guy has the coolest job."
Consider this one of my finest dad moment.
Me: But I don't want to move to Tempe (town in Arizona)
Dad: Don't worry, it's just tempe-rary
that one physically hurt...
CEST le temps.
Husband was fixing the temp of their freezer. He asks, "Where do you want it?" FIL: "In the kitchen."
we were at a burger place for a going away party, and the restaurant cooked the burgers to various temps, depending on how we wanted them cooked.
one guy asked another "how was the burger? was it too rare?"
I cut in and said "nah, he found it."
table: groans
