Temporary Tattoo Puns

But it was only temporary.

(I see that image posts aren't allowed in this sub but gosh darn it, I earned this one. I throw myself on your mercy, mods.)
(Edit: Amazing, thank you for the silver, gold, and the platinum reward of Reddit: long self referential chains of bad jokes.)

My 5 year old was taking a bath when I told her that her temporary tattoos had to come off because she had put them on almost a month ago. She said 'no, they've been on for a year'. I said no and explained the difference between a month and a year for the millionth time. She said 'Mom, I put them on in 2014. So, I've had them on for a year'