He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
The call went out that a small medium was at large
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
So I became a bank teller instead
A happy medium
Because they dragon.
A not-for-prophet
Police are saying there is a small medium at large
They were all mediums.
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
One says to the other, “You’re fine, how am I?”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
Man: No problem Sir. What’s the name of your previous bank?
Me: Piggy.
He asks to have his future read and the fortune teller happily does so. After gazing into her crystal ball she starts to laugh uncontrollably. The man hits her immediately to which the teller asks: Why did you do that??????? The man replies, I've never struck a happy medium before
The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
She said he was the lone arranger.
So I pushed her over.
The tarotdactyl
A pessi-mystic
Dad: That'd be you; I've come out without my wallet.
The guy scratches his head with his gun saying, “I hate when that happens.”
Because they all have 20/20 vision
(Last time I can ever use that joke)
They’re all mediums.
“Sorry, but I knead the dough!”
She nickel and dimed him to death.
I still don't know why the woman got so mad when I pushed her over to "Check her balance."
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
He's a small medium at large.
"Baguette"
A psychicpath
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)
A small medium at large.
So she pushed him.
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
...is a small medium at large
It’s a small medium at large
He’s a small medium at large
Now there’s a small, medium at large.
