A list of puns related to "Teddy Bears"
Why they are always stuffed!
Talented.
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
He was stuffed.
Great stuff!
They don't wanna get ripped
Because they are stuffed.
He had the right to bear arms.
Because he’s always stuffed
Stuffing!
Me: He’s called Conan.
Ian: Huh?
Me: It’s Conan the bar bear, Ian.
Take off Teddy's clothes
I named him Mrsa Major.
My son is okay. He doesn't have MRSA. But humor helps me (mom) immensely when I am - or my family is - in crisis. I have way better dad jokes than my son's dad.
The other says “Nah man I’m stuffed.”
Thankfully, it was bear-nign.
You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!
They're both full of stuffing.
His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.
I told him that he's stuffed.
The bear is always stuffed.
When I was 4 or 5 my family went on vacation. I took my favourite teddy bear, Blue Ted. I unfortunately left Blue Ted at the hotel or somewhere in the town we were staying at. My father when we got home brought me a new bear and called it Roo Ted. (Rooted meaning screwed or fucked in Australia) I did not catch on to the joke for many years and introduced my bear as rooted to everyone I met. My father to this day thinks this is the most hilarious joke/prank he has ever made.
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
They were already stuffed!
Cause he was stuffed.
He was already stuffed
Because he was stuffed
Because he was stuffed!!!
Because she was stuffed.
She asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
He was already stuffed.
Because she was stuffed.
Because she was stuffed.
"Man, am i stuffed!"
Because she was stuffed.
Because she was stuffed.
Because they’re always stuffed.
Because they’re always stuffed.
Because he was stuffed!! 🤣 🤣
Because she was stuffed.
Because she was stuffed.
Because she was stuffed.
Because they are always stuffed.
No thanks, I'm stuffed
They're always stuffed
Because they're always stuffed.
Because he was stuffed.
I'm stuffed!
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