Elon Muskrat.
They live under Iraq...
“I NAILED IT!”
They literally don’t get IT
a USB
It's called an iPatch
they couldn't figure out witch was which.
I told her not to worry as we were comparing apples to orange juices.
I like ten.
His name was Frank Lee and he didn’t give a damn.
It’s meant to Elongate the new car Musk
but the Death Star is groundbreaking
“You know, eye tea?”
She rolled her eyes and walked away.
Because it was the latest cutting edge technology.
First in my family to get Collar ID
I guess you could say before then they didn't have that technology for the time....
After all, it's cutting-hedge technology.
I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.
because Tech-sus
whether he prefers older knives than the newer ones
He said "no, I like the new knives because they have cutting-edge technology."
It's cutting edge technology.
Once upon a time an astronaut landed on an alien world. The world was full of trees and plants and wildlife. But one species in particular caught his eye. Short and round with huge feet, they were kind. They sang songs all day, drank, and made merry. After observing them from afar for many days, the astronaut decided to approach them and make first contact. Upon speaking to them, he found that they called themselves the Jibbles.
The astronaut lived amongst the Jibbles for many years and found that they used a unique series of toe rings as currency. Unable to pronounce their word for the currency, he called them ToeKins, chuckling to himself at his pun.
As the years went by, the astronaut learned of a war-like race of Jibbles. They came to his village and raided their supplies. They beat up several of the sweet Jibbles, and they threatened the astronaut. Months of this had the sweet Jibbles exhausted, and the astronaut hatched a plan.
Taking all the gear from his spaceship, he snuck away to the mean Jibbles camp in the night. He met with their leader and offered him his wealth in order to buy a peace between their villages. Seeing the array of technology the astronaut had brought, the chief agreed to his terms. The astronaut asked for a sign of good faith he could show his village when he returned. So the chief removed one of his toe rings, took a knife, and sketched a crude picture of a jibble and the astronaut holding hands. This he gave to the astronaut.
Returning home, the astronaut declared that there was now peace amongst their villages! The Jibbles drank and made merry and everyone wanted to see the gift from the other tribe. Late that night, when everyone had gone to sleep drunk, the mean Jibbles snuck into camp and killed them all. Turning over the astronauts corpse, they found they couldn't remove the ring from his hand.
And that's why you shouldn't trust non-fun-Jibble-toekins.
Guillotines were rather cutting edge technology.
A schwing and Amish!
I'm writing an article about lithium-ion battery energy storage systems (ESS). The article talks highly of ESSs and the positive impact this technology will have in transitioning our energy grid to net neutral carbon emissions.
The last sentence of the article is currently "in short, the future for how we build cities is charged with potential."
Anyone have a better pun/punch line idea for this sentence?
Not sure if this is appropriate for this sub but if not, let me know if there's anywhere I can post this. Thanks a lot :)
Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!
I just don't get IT
Because God wanted us to live in E-den.
If they didn't have it, their campus would be MT.
Even until now knives keep being...Cutting edge technology
They were the first to go online.
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
It's some cutting edge technology.
"It’s cutting hedge technology!"
The infernal combustion engine
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He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
Was cutting edge technology at the time.
