To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
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tap on the screen
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Iβve always wanted to tap my neighborsβ maple tree, but he wouldnβt give me permission.
Think I could do it syruptitiously?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
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Tap on the screen
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why did the tap dancer quit her job?
She kept falling into the sink!
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Never use tap water as a perfume.
It doesn't make any scents.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Barse... *taps mic "Is this thing on?"
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Tap on this picture.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Double tap
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︎ Jul 25 2020
A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck.
The man refuses at first but eventually agreed.
As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts.
Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing.
Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Double tap
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door
That plumber has some sense of humour
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Tappy tap
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
*tap tap* Mic check
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Tap on the screen.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Tap this for a little known fact!
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Tap on the screen...
Tap on the screen...
I hope this is allowed here...π
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Itβs a tap
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I went to America once and tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I need to tap into this power
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Double tap on your screen.
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︎ May 26 2017
My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.
I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Woke up this morning to a tap on the door
I thought, that's a funny place to put a tap.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Tap
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︎ Sep 28 2019
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Tap in the picture
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Double tap on your screen
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︎ Apr 13 2018
Tap on picture full full thing and context
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︎ Feb 20 2019
There is a tap at the door.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
The cookies at Toronto Astronomy on Tap are out of this world!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Bronze cat taps
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Crosspost from r/catTaps. A cat tap.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
A tap dancing career is one L away from a lap dancing career...
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Iguana Tap It
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︎ Jan 26 2018
A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
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︎ May 08 2018
Would you tap that?
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︎ Jan 27 2014
My taps got a leak
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︎ Jun 30 2017
I was a tap dancer
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︎ Nov 18 2020
There was a tap on the door this morning.
My plumber's got a weird sense of humour.
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I woke up this morning with a tap on my door.
I hired the worldβs worst plumber.
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