Unfortunately... I can’t reach it
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
...but Eiffel off.
Emu
"That's slander, man."
It’s the highest compliment I’ve ever received!
I guess you could say I’m judgemental
His statue is 15 ft tall. That’s Horatio of 3:1
Wookie mistake.
I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.
Sun-off-a-bach!
It’s night
Because he was Ostrich-sized
She's our longest serving employee.
Now she's a small medium at large.
...But I know she's the minimum height.
"It's to look at. "
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
I did not think I would Everest.
An edifice complex.
He was a Ruler!
One nannameter
He was a little husky.
I have just run over a NUN
I can't wait to meter.
Because they can’t reach their goals.
Me: No, it's only one foot.
Because they're paid by the Yard!
I’m utterly tickled to be here.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Especially long guy land.
I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.
He didn't make a great king but he was a great ruler
But I Eiffel off
Terrible King, but a great ruler .
But Eiffel Off
But then Eiffel off
cebause he was a ruler.
.. because he was a ruler
cebause he was a ruler.
Because he’s a ruler.
It’s night.
