what do you called a website that talked about reading, and also criticized a lot.
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
My friend, the boxer talked on and on about his fight.
That's what he's talkin', a bout.
I had a YouTube channel where I talked about famous painters, but YouTube took it down
I've been de-Monet-tized.
My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
A Motivational speaker talked about his father that died after having a coma.
I blurted out " i guess that comma became a full stop"
My friends all laughed
Not the teachers though.
Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?
He was the Key Note speaker!
I talked to my psychologist about my growing fears about death for an hour..
So, I went on a date with this dolphin. We really hit it off. We talked for hours.
Did you hear about the guy that robbed the library for every book they had? When questioned on how he did it he told authorities he basically talked the librarian into letting him. So i guess you could say he got a way with words.
I smooth talked a librarian into giving me a bunch of free books.
Saunas used to be the place where men talked business.
There were heated discussions.
After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me
But her aim is getting better
My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
I used to have a friend who worked in the tax office, but he only ever talked about work.
I found the only psychic that could communicate with dead animals. I was skeptical at first, but when she talked about my animals it felt as if she lived with them her entire life.
She was a rare medium well done.
My daughter complained that I pushed her around and talked behind her back.
I said: But I have to honey, you're in a wheelchair.
I talked to a lawyer about suing for the doctor cutting off the wrong leg in my surgery before they cut off the correct one.
The lawyer said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
In my personal finance class we talked about...
Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.
"For I do not speak of my own Accord."
I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.
Dad: "So it's an Eastern."
I walked right into that one.
So in school we’re learning about the Bill of Rights, and today we talked about the second amendment. It says we have the right to “bear Arms,” but I was curious where the right to bear Feet is.
Just talked to my dad about the gif on the front page of the cop tackling the gunman and his hostage
i said "yeah the cop was on the roof and tackled the guy, it seemed intense." My dad says "it wasn't outside?" I said "uh...well yeah he was on a roof and jumped down." He says back "but I thought you said it was in tents?" I let out the biggest groan as he starts giggling like a school girl
We should take all the 'talked-up' NFL teams that didn't make the Superbowl...
...and send them to the Hyperbole.
So, I talked with my mechanic today
We chatted a bit about work, and I asked him if he liked being a mechanic: "Yeah, but at the end of the day, I feel like I've been through an engine. I'm exhausted."
What did Horatio say to Hamlet after he talked to his father?
"Why Hamlet! It looks as if you've seen a ghost!"
Dad talked to a zookeeper today.
(At the new safari exhibit)
Zookeeper: The zebras will be introduced to the giraffes next week!
Dad: What are their names?
Zookeeper: I don't think they have names yet...
Dad: Well how are they supposed to introduce themselves??
I just kept walking.
Dad talked about elephants and Alabama.
Why are elephants afraid to go to Alabama?
Because in Alabama, there's Tusk-a-loose-a.
my partner talked in his sleep last night
He usually mumbles something.
But last night he said vividly:
"That is the worst dad joke I've ever heard."
I think I need to stop telling dad jokes
Talked to my dad on the phone today...
He asked if I has done anything fun recently, and I told him I had just gotten out of a fencing class. He asks, "What kind of fence did you make?"
Oy vey.
My daughter wants a long board and I asked her about brand names. She talked about Arbor, Quest and some others. I told her stay away from "star" because it always pulls to the right.
"port is left and starboard is right... get it?? huh? huh??"
"Sadly dad,, I do.."
discussion was by text.
So I talked to my friend about our favorite brand of shoes
We had a nice Converse-ation
Hadn't talked to my dad in a few weeks. "It's been awhile, I was wondering if you went abroad."
Dad: Nah, I'm still with the same old lady.
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