Had poor service at a Mexican restaurant recently, and couldn't even get a manager to come to my table!

He didn't wanna taco' bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesh1er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Cowboy Boots

A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked him if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me for mah services before."

"Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Dadjoked the wife at the Old Spaghetti Factory.

Went out for an anniversary dinner with the wife and kids to the Old Spaghetti Factory. If you're not familiar, their mascot is a trolley car and most restaurants have one right in the middle.

We got seated at a table in the trolley, and service was great... At first. And then it became apparent that our server had given up on any sort of tip. So, at the end of the meal...

Wife: "We shouldn't tip her very well. Our service was terrible at the end."

Me: "Yeah, it really went off the rails."

Wife: eyeroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullBoyJack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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Restaurant owner got dadjoked at dinner last night

After dinner the owner of the restaurant at which we were eating came up to the table and asked how we found the service. My dad didn't hesitate before answering "I dunno, they just kinda came up to the table" with the doofiest smile on his face. Gotta love him.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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