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Hi, Just wanted some help with DAX below, I have three tables, Participants, Appointments and a summary table containing the 1st and last appointments. In my summary table I want to create a new column which would give me the "Meeting Type" for my 1st and last appointments. Is there any way to make this work in the summary table. Below is a simplified example as the actual tables im working with are far larger. I thought some sort of LOOKUPVALUE might work but this failed in the actual data set I'm working with as one participant had multiple appointments on the same day so therefore it was throwing an error with multiple values where one value was expected.

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Here is my code! Any help at all will be beyond appreciated!

<table>
        <tr>
            <th>Player</th>
            <th>Number</th>
            <th>Pos</th>
            <th>HT</th>
            <th>WT</th>
            <th>AGE</th>
            <th>EXP</th>
            <th>College</th>
        </tr>
    <?php
    $conn = mysql_connect("localhost:3306", "imjake64_nfldata", "imjake64_admin","password");
    if($conn->connect_error){
        die("Connection Failed: ". $conn->connect_error);

    }
    $sql = "SELECT Player, Number, Pos, HT, WT, AGE, EXP, College FROM 'TABLE 5'";
    $result = $conn->query($sql);
    ?>
       <?php while($row = mysqli_fetch_array($result)) {?>
            <tr>
                <td><?php echo $row['Player'];  ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['Number'];  ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['Pos'];     ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['HT'];      ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['WT'];      ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['AGE'];     ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['EXP'];     ?></td>
                <td><?php echo $row['College']; ?></td>
            </tr>
        <?php } ?>
    
</table>

Here is an Imgur link to my database! https://imgur.com/a/DqbNTi6

Your Role Assist by making deliveries for physical purchases (Commission Provided). The Candidates will be accountable for assisting us in setting up of our client's ecommerce website during Testing phase & Live Phase.

• Provide bank account & Ibanking accesss (ATM Cards not Required) for either DBS, POSB, OCBC, UOB or Standard Chartered bank account to allow our customers to collect payment during testing phase & live phase
• Making Delivery of physical products if there is any (Commission Provided)
• Follow up of customers payment if required

Also if in the event a delivery to the clients is required which includes laptops, harddisk or IT products we will shipped the IT products to you for you to make delivery and an additional $100 will be paid to you for the delivery you made. (You can choose whether you will like to make the delivery)

• Job applicants needs to have either DBS, POSB, OCBC, UOB or Standard Chartered bank account
• Access for ibanking of bank account to be given to youTesting phase & Live Phase
• Ideally bank account provided is extra bank account that applicant has or is not using
• For bank account provided that applicant is using and is not extra, please make sure that there is no money inside your bank account to prevent any misunderstanding between applicants, our company and our customers.

We will pay $150 per day and transfer the $150 to you

starting from the day we gain access to your ibanking and also those days that we are doing the test/delivery until we end the testing/delivery process

( I find the part that I bolded above the most sus cus I don't really get why they wld need my bank acc, seems like money laundering or me becoming a money mule or smtg )

Compare 2021 to previous years.

• Peak publishers are down for the first time since the great exit of 1977.
• It is now taking an astonishing 8,303 hours to convert just one new person to baptism, the highest ever, a ridiculous conversion rate.
• Baptisms are the lowest for 40 years.
• Apart from last year which was negative, the average publishers increase is the lowest for 45 years.
• 1,000 fewer congregations worldwide compared to last year.
• Despite field service being easier than ever before than in their entire history, over 200 million fewer hours spent doing it compared to last year, which was itself over 400 million hours fewer than the year before that.

Truly an embarrassing year which clearly confirms that God has nothing to do with this false and floundering religious cult.

Edit to add: Thank you for the awards kind friends!

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The quote below is from the GrapheneOS page on sandboxed Google Play Services.

I consider it a canary in the coal mine for what you own, ends up owning you.

Explaining why I can't use that app to a wife or anyone non-technical is frustrating when this is explanation os how long and detailed it is. They don't understand.

Even so, this explanation is a great shortcut to understanding just how much control the machine has on us:

"" Limitations

Functionality depending on privileged access such as special access to hardware isn't available. We would need to implement compatibility layers teaching it how to function as a regular app. This currently isn't within the scope of the project beyond the existing support for dynamite modules and partially implemented support for Play Store app installation/updates. The official Android Auto interface is a good example of functionality heavily depending on having highly invasive privileged access beyond what would be realistic to get working with an expanded compatibility layer.

Play Store assumes that uninstallation always succeeds so it will stall if it tries to uninstall an app and you reject it. You can work around this by force stopping and then reopening it.

Play Store feature delivery isn't currently supported, but this isn't broadly used by current generation apps aside from large games.

Since there's no OS integration beyond fallback code to make it function without any special privileges, there isn't a way to launch the Play services settings activity. We'll need to make a tiny app providing a way to launch it.

Banking apps

Banking apps are a particularly problematic class of apps for compatibility with alternate operating systems. Some of these work fine with any GrapheneOS configuration but most of them have extensive dependencies on Play services. For many of these apps, it's enough to set up the GrapheneOS sandboxed Play services feature in the same profile. Unfortunately, there are further complications not generally encountered with non-financial apps.

Many of these apps have their own crude anti-tampering mechanisms trying to prevent inspecting or modifying the app in a weak attempt to hide their code and API from security researchers. GrapheneOS allows users to disable native code debugging via a toggle in Settings ➔ Security to improve the app sandbox and this can interfere with apps debugging their own code to add a barrier to analyzing the app. You should try enabling this again if y

Hey all. We know this is a term that gets thrown around pretty wildly in this industry. Some MSP's feel this is entirely consulting while I believe most feel it is the business-context of an IT audit set on a recurring basis, whereas you cannot have a vCIO without the IT audit taking place.

For your shop, what is the deliverable and client expectation of a vCIO? How are you describing the service offering in your proposal or agreements?

Would anyone mind sharing some documentation with me via DM?

TIA!

I have a really long layover so I'm just chilling (there are open tables, I'm not an asshole). And this girl is smiling and running her dang ass off. Serving travelers on a deadline is hard enough.

Damn, people keep walking in. I desperately want to just help her serve coffee and water.

And not just that, she's got a full BAR. So she's serving food, tables, bar tending... Omg. Families with kids and babies, bar guys wanting to chat her up, customers who "have to board in 20 minutes can you rush my order"

I told her to make me her last priority bc I am not in a hurry and that I wished I could help her.

I have a lot of cash left from my biz trip and now I know where it's going.

I haven't served in 20 years but I've never seen anything like this.

It seems like such low hanging fruit

basically do a free to play outbreak 3 in the re2 remake style, periodically add new survivors, scenarios, and enemies, and support the whole thing with a whole mountain of cosmetics

add an invasion mechanic and throw in cosmetics for that too. Do occasional events that screw with things. Resist the urge to make main characters from the other games playable

Have a progression system on character abilities and a slew of difficulties that are only really feasible for leveled up teams.