Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tragicwaters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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If I had to date a super villain, it would be Magneto.

He's the most attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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If Harvey Dent were a railroad engineer instead of a district attorney...

...would his super villain name be the Semi-Conductor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptodake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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Super Hero Waiter

What did the Super Hero Waiter serve to the Vegan Villain? Just-ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NIKBOL42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Batman Villain

This was overheard while checking out at our grocery store.

Dad is walking with his young daughter and the mother, who is pregnant, is returning from the restroom.

"Look sweety, your mom is a batman super villain. The waddler."

I did not get a chance to shake his hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LandotheMando
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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