A list of puns related to "Suites"
'Cause when you open the door to walk in you say .... 'sweeeeet'
I've got typo diabetes.
Just let that sink in...
You know how you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? ...One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
Me being the only other dad in the room silently chuckled while the other 3 non-dad executives let out an audible groan.
The mortician asked the deceasedβs wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit heβs already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says βI donβt care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.β The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, βwhatever this costs Iβm very satisfied, you did an excellent job and Iβm incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?β To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says βthereβs no charge.β Shocked she replies βno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.β βHonestly maβamβ, the mortician says, βit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.β
Bump in the knight
Drycoughski.
From what I heard theyβre a bit tacky.
Tie food
Dashing
On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
Because the days of fuchsia past
Itβs called Tailor Swift.
They have to fit the Bill.
Must have cost him an arm and a leg
I hate knight shifts.
Egg
He loved to feel the air on the G string.
It's for fall!
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
She said βthen wear your own one thenβ
A wear wolf
He said, βFine. Suit yourself.β
Toot Suite
A Lamb Bikini
Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as Iβve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I donβt remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didnβt fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but heβd always make this really theatrical voice and yell βhey! what did you do to my new suit?!β If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)
He had a coughing fit.
A knight towel
Even my blood is a Type O!
Law suits
I lost the case
Attire.
Stark naked
A zoo-kini
A suite potato.
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Edit: good lord, I didnβt know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.
Well, it was his birthday and he looks good in a dinner suit.
Tailor says βThe vest is yet to come.β
It cost him an arm and a leg.
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