A list of puns related to "Succeeded"
I can finally make a quick buck...
would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?
The results speak for themselves!
Suburban Meyer
We were looking at a Facebook post on bees that had lost their home and taken to a bit of chocolate on the road. The pictures showed the bees then all rushing into a basket a beekeeper had brought containing a honeycomb.
When my wife commented on how they all were so quickly attracted to it, I could not stop myself as I blurted out "Well yeah, they were looking for another place to bee"
Don't think she had ever rolled her eyes so hard.
Then Skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Unless you have a Maxwell House parachute. They are good ‘til the last drop.
Patients and patience.
Kim Jong Deux
Maybe parachuting isn't for you
I hate being a teacher.
Because he succeeded from the union
...skydiving's probably not for you.
I guess he's put his foot down.
They were Wright
sky diving is not for you!
They were meant to ply their trade.
Tri tri triceratops
You'll likely be promoted into management.
After successfully pulling it off, I wondered, what have I done?
Because it is a pipe dream.
There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.”
I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman :-)
...but they caught me mid-sentence
Edit: Wow 3 upvotes, the most I ever got!
The Wrong Brothers.
Apparently that’s not how you grade exams.
The work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ...... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.
25 - If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Skydiving is not for you.
Skydiving is not for you
then skydiving isn't for you
Skydiving probably isn't for you
Don't try skydiving.
Then certainly sky diving isn't for you.
Then you shouldn't go skydiving.
don't try skydiving.
Don't try skydiving.
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