I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample
I told him it was the least I could doo
I joined a dad joke contest and submitted five jokes then five more hoping at least one would win.
How do Tusken Raiders submit all their tax records?
Single file - to hide their numbers
My son got in trouble at school today. His teacher asked him to submit a 1,000 word essay...
He handed her a picture instead!
That's my boy!
I submitted 10 puns in a pun contest. Guess how many got selected?
I often read dad jokes here and think to myself, "That's not funny at all!" or "Come on man! Another repost!?" or "Boooooriiiiing!" And then...
I was driving to work when my boss called me,
He told he had good news, my large raise I had submitted for had just been approved, I was so surprised I nearly lost control. He then called me back to tell me I'd also been promoted to store manager. I couldn't believe it I swerved again. I then got a call from the ceo who told me he wants me to be regional director, I lost it and ended up in a ditch. A cop asked what happened, I said I careered off the road.
When is it okay to submit your joke to r/dadjokes?
I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition so see if any of them would make the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I found a joke contest the other day and really wanted to win so I submitted 10 of my best puns.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.
So, I gave her 2 pictures.
What does a liar do when he’s dead?
He still lies.
(Submitted for y’all’s approval from an 8 year old)
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I will be RICH soon.
I submitted my petition to change my name from Jose to Rich last week so anytime...
Where should you go to submit a complaint?
I refuse to submit a stool sample to my doctor
The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
I wish I had something to submit my report in cursive
But all I have is a printer
A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day."
twitter.com/meganamram/st…
I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.
I didn’t win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.
I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.
He called it "für e-lease”
I quit my job as a personal trainer because I wasn’t strong enough
Just submitted my too-weak notice
Edit: my instead of by
If someone has already submitted a joke about defensive swordsmanship...
...sorry for the riposte.
Every pun I keep trying to submit turns out to be a repost.
What can I say? I've got puns of steal.
Finally submitted a dad joke to the right subreddit.
Here it is
Thanks /u/TomBaiRaise for the insperation
I've not been able to submit one good dad joke now that my kids got bigger.
I was going to submit a joke about paper..
What do you call it when you submit OC to /r/dadjokes?
I submit to you a pun about plants in the final minutes of my reddit birthday.
So I know of this one plant. He's a sentient plant, who feels like he needs to move around more than he does (because plants can't move where they're planted on their own), and decided that he needs feet to do so.
So, the plant got a contractor to build him a laboratory around himself. He worked tirelessly for years in hopes of growing a foot he could use, but to no avail. Or, almost no avail.
He managed to finally create SOMETHING, but it wasn't much. All he could get out of all of his experiments and concoctions was a toe. Not even a real toe, a fake one.
So he has now performed...
FAUX-TOE-SYNTHESIS
(say it out loud)
I submitted ten of my best puns to a Pun Competition, hoping at least one of them would win.
I submitted 10 puns to a pun competition. Guess how many of em got selected!
I often read dad jokes here and think to myself, “That’s not funny at all!” or “Come on man! Another repost!?” or “Boooooriiiiing!” And then...
I often read dad jokes here and think to myself, “That’s not funny at all!” or “Come on man! Another repost!?” or “Boooooriiiiing!” And then...
I submitted nearly a dozen entries to a dad joke competition, hoping one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I submitted ten puns to a punning contest, thinking at least one might win.
I submitted ten jokes to a contest,
I really wanted one to win, but no pun in ten did.
I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win,
I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win
I submitted 10 of my dad jokes to a joke writing contest to see if maybe one of them would win a prize...
I submitted ten puns into a contest hoping one would win
Submit all puns that are about puns here....
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