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So, I gave her 2 pictures.

A winery.

From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.

But all I have is a printer

He called it "für e-lease”

I just don't give a shit

They've all groan.

It’s my post-post post post.

neo-dadaism.

What can I say? I've got puns of steal.

..but it was tearable.

I, of course, drew a Picchu of Machu.

http://i.imgur.com/jAeLO3L.jpg

I'm either going to get a really good grade, or a really bad grade.

He couldn’t be bothered and handed in a picture instead.

So I know of this one plant. He's a sentient plant, who feels like he needs to move around more than he does (because plants can't move where they're planted on their own), and decided that he needs feet to do so.

So, the plant got a contractor to build him a laboratory around himself. He worked tirelessly for years in hopes of growing a foot he could use, but to no avail. Or, almost no avail.

He managed to finally create SOMETHING, but it wasn't much. All he could get out of all of his experiments and concoctions was a toe. Not even a real toe, a fake one.

So he has now performed...

FAUX-TOE-SYNTHESIS

(say it out loud)

http://viziodadisms.com/
I post this now in the hopes that hilarity could be the byproduct