My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.

So, I gave her 2 pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1biglebowski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Where should you go to submit a complaint?

A winery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.

From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I wish I had something to submit my report in cursive

But all I have is a printer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I refuse to submit a stool sample to my doctor

I just don't give a shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_zero_bandit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.

He called it "fΓΌr e-lease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryosen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I've not been able to submit one good dad joke now that my kids got bigger.

They've all groan.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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After I submit this entry, I will stand by a wooden lamp pole.

It’s my post-post post post.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call it when you submit OC to /r/dadjokes?

neo-dadaism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatchRacall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Every pun I keep trying to submit turns out to be a repost.

What can I say? I've got puns of steal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alf-was-here
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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I was going to submit a joke about paper..

..but it was tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runty9
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2016
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Made a pun app with tons of puns. - Hundreds of puns - Submit your own! - Save and share your favorites Enjoy! play.google.com/store/app…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickex77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Today in Cultures we had to submit something on Machu Picchu.

I, of course, drew a Picchu of Machu.

http://i.imgur.com/jAeLO3L.jpg

I'm either going to get a really good grade, or a really bad grade.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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I submit to you a pun about plants in the final minutes of my reddit birthday.

So I know of this one plant. He's a sentient plant, who feels like he needs to move around more than he does (because plants can't move where they're planted on their own), and decided that he needs feet to do so.

So, the plant got a contractor to build him a laboratory around himself. He worked tirelessly for years in hopes of growing a foot he could use, but to no avail. Or, almost no avail.

He managed to finally create SOMETHING, but it wasn't much. All he could get out of all of his experiments and concoctions was a toe. Not even a real toe, a fake one.

So he has now performed...

FAUX-TOE-SYNTHESIS

(say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2012
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My son's teacher asked him to submit a 1,000 word essay...

He couldn’t be bothered and handed in a picture instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Thought this group might like to submit some of their masterpieces to VIZIO's new "Dadisms" campaign.

http://viziodadisms.com/
I post this now in the hopes that hilarity could be the byproduct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minuteman_d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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Hey guys, I'm a bit new to reddit, could someone explain to me how to submit to /r/dadjokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jatz55
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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Submit all puns that are about puns here....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rulerofthehell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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