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The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why are whales so stressed out?
They're under a lot of pressure down there
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︎ Feb 19 2021
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why was the camping trip so stressful?
Because it was in tents...
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her bath. She then got mad at me!!
Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(
[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, thereβs so much pressure on you all the time.s
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do corals even get stressed about?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What's the difference between a stressed and an unstressed syllable?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
No matter how stressful my day is, I always sleep like a baby.
I crap myself and wake up crying at least once each night.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Why do fish gets stressed ?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I make sure to eat legumes whenever I'm stressed.
It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Stressed.
When you are stressed about your weight, it's time for opposite of stressed, i.e desserts.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My wife told me, βDonβt stress out too much because your friends call you fat..β
...βYouβre much bigger than that.β
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︎ May 29 2020
This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Son: Dad, I read about how Corals are stressed. What are they stressed about?
Dad: Current events, probably.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...
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︎ May 28 2020
Unit of stress.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
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︎ May 29 2020
What do Christmas lights do when theyβre stressed out?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I noticed a Judge stress eat.
Everytime things went wrong, she yelled 'order order'.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
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︎ May 12 2020
When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...
Sometimes, I just knead a brake.
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︎ May 21 2020
An in eresting title
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︎ Apr 15 2020
How are doctors so even tempered even under this incredibly stressful times?
They have a lot of patients.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Ducks really cannot handle being stressed out
They quack under pressure
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︎ Jan 22 2020
With all the stress eating I've been doing during quarantine...
I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What happened when the clam got too stressed out?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
Everyone has such high eggspectations
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Why was the chef stressed out?
He was running out of thyme.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
It's been very busy at work and everyone is stress eating. A lot of us are snacking on Doritos and I know exactly why
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︎ Dec 20 2019
My wife was having a stressful day at work and just sent me a text "I'm losing my mind!"
I texted back "it's all in your head".
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︎ Oct 29 2019
On my ochem exam i was asked what IPA (isopropyl alcohol) was used for
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek"
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︎ Oct 28 2019
My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test
I told her not to run herself in circles over it
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Why is 1/5th too stressed?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What do coral get stressed about?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
My wife told me, βDonβt stress out if people keep calling you fat...β
..βYou are much bigger than that.β
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︎ Jul 24 2019
What do fish stress about the most?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Are coral stressed because of
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What does coral get stressed about?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
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