The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
Why are whales so stressed out?
They're under a lot of pressure down there
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
Why was the camping trip so stressful?
Because it was in tents...
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her bath. She then got mad at me!!
Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(
[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]
What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
What do corals even get stressed about?
What's the difference between a stressed and an unstressed syllable?
No matter how stressful my day is, I always sleep like a baby.
I crap myself and wake up crying at least once each night.
Why do fish gets stressed ?
I make sure to eat legumes whenever I'm stressed.
It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.
Stressed.
When you are stressed about your weight, it's time for opposite of stressed, i.e desserts.
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..”
...”You’re much bigger than that.”
This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
Son: Dad, I read about how Corals are stressed. What are they stressed about?
Dad: Current events, probably.
Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
What do Christmas lights do when they’re stressed out?
I noticed a Judge stress eat.
Everytime things went wrong, she yelled 'order order'.
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...
Sometimes, I just knead a brake.
How are doctors so even tempered even under this incredibly stressful times?
They have a lot of patients.
Ducks really cannot handle being stressed out
They quack under pressure
With all the stress eating I've been doing during quarantine...
I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.
What happened when the clam got too stressed out?
My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
Everyone has such high eggspectations
Why was the chef stressed out?
He was running out of thyme.
It's been very busy at work and everyone is stress eating. A lot of us are snacking on Doritos and I know exactly why
My wife was having a stressful day at work and just sent me a text "I'm losing my mind!"
I texted back "it's all in your head".
On my ochem exam i was asked what IPA (isopropyl alcohol) was used for
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek"
My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test
I told her not to run herself in circles over it
Why is 1/5th too stressed?
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do coral get stressed about?
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out if people keep calling you fat...”
..”You are much bigger than that.”
What do fish stress about the most?
Are coral stressed because of
What does coral get stressed about?
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