What's the difference between a stressed and an unstressed syllable?

Vacation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do corals even get stressed about?

Current events

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Why do fish gets stressed ?

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I make sure to eat legumes whenever I'm stressed.

It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Stressed.

When you are stressed about your weight, it's time for opposite of stressed, i.e desserts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jashmant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Son: Dad, I read about how Corals are stressed. What are they stressed about?

Dad: Current events, probably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...

I strained my voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do Christmas lights do when they’re stressed out?

They hang themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pete_da_yete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...

Sometimes, I just knead a brake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Ducks really cannot handle being stressed out

They quack under pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalsgt90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What happened when the clam got too stressed out?

He got clammy hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynameispounds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why was the chef stressed out?

He was running out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithNoClue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was

I said, "You're a nervous Shrek"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test

I told her not to run herself in circles over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UkeBard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he's been a bit stressed out lately.

Now he's a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaythor85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why were the cooks so stressed about finishing their dish?

They were running out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyctophobiac19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why is 1/5th too stressed?

Because hes 2/10th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightRaven0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...

They just go for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you hear about the stressed out alcoholic last night?

He was in a pour mood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.

It's a great way to let off some steam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Wife: Did you know that you keep reciting the vowels under your breath whenever you are stressed?

Me: Sometimes. Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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My wife walked into the house after a long day at work. She looked tired and stressed. I said, " Did anyone tell you, you look beautiful?"

She smiled and said "No"

I said "One day, One day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danspud69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Why did the stressed out guy call the electrician when his therapist was booked?

He needed an outlet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue8844
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why do blind people always get stressed?

Because they can’t see a way out of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charcolanga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why was the computer stressed out?

Because it had a hard drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcl086
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Why does Vladimir Putin always look so stressed?

He’s Russian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brimaaz
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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when i was in highschool ,i had a stressed math teacher who always wore a ponytail

she just never let her hair down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjgl63
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I eat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed when doing taxes...

I wind up come April in a higher slacks bracket!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Lately I've been so stressed, I feel like I could snap at any moment.

Seriously, with either hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrimagician
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What does Santa's wife tell Santa when he is getting stressed out over Christmas?

Yule be fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N11Ordo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What did the stressed out cucumber say

Man, I’m really in a pickle here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wowthatscrazymann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Super stressed from midterms and my Dad drops this gem imgur.com/WelyTz3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebresh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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I was on holiday in a picturesque rural lake area, got stressed at the lack of 4G and 3G signal though.

I was on EDGE there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YorkshireRiffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Why was the Italian chef so stressed?

Because his job was in pasta bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappedcouchfarts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Why are people in Northern Asia so stressed out?

They're always Russian

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When I feel stressed, I like to take long, hot showers.

I guess you could say I'm a pressure washer.

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Why do people at buffets look so stressed?

They have a lot on their plate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdfowty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Why was the Chinese guy always stressed out?

He had a Taipei personality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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I don’t want to be swamp stressed.

I want to be marsh mellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do coral get stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Are coral stressed because of

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What does coral get stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8speech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkinda_adog
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