Stressed Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Stressed Out"

What did the stressed out carpenter say about his broken saw?

I can't cope with this.

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👤︎ u/FuriouslySentient
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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My stressed out Mexican friend is moving to a place where one can live a life of ease on 100 centavos a day...

He needs a change of peso.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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I've been stressed out recently with too much work.

So I went to a restaurant to treat myself. When I got my food i was too uptight to finish it.

I guess I have too much on my plate.

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👤︎ u/Bobbert84
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why are whales so stressed out?

They're under a lot of pressure down there

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👤︎ u/fku208
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.

I showed her the drawing I made, she replied “that wasn’t really what I had pictured...”

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👤︎ u/TheDiabeticTreeLives
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do Christmas lights do when they’re stressed out?

They hang themselves.

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👤︎ u/Pete_da_yete
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Ducks really cannot handle being stressed out

They quack under pressure

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👤︎ u/metalsgt90
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...

Sometimes, I just knead a brake.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 21 2020
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What happened when the clam got too stressed out?

He got clammy hands

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👤︎ u/mynameispounds
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why was the chef stressed out?

He was running out of thyme.

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👤︎ u/TheManWithNoClue
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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I had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he's been a bit stressed out lately.

Now he's a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

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👤︎ u/kaythor85
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear about the stressed out alcoholic last night?

He was in a pour mood

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why did the stressed out guy call the electrician when his therapist was booked?

He needed an outlet.

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👤︎ u/Blue8844
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why was the computer stressed out?

Because it had a hard drive.

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👤︎ u/kcl086
📅︎ May 29 2019
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What did the stressed out cucumber say

Man, I’m really in a pickle here

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👤︎ u/wowthatscrazymann
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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What does Santa's wife tell Santa when he is getting stressed out over Christmas?

Yule be fine.

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👤︎ u/N11Ordo
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why are people in Northern Asia so stressed out?

They're always Russian

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👤︎ u/Nothing_Nice_2_Say
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why was the Chinese guy always stressed out?

He had a Taipei personality.

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👤︎ u/grnxnhm
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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Normally I get stressed out around Thanksgiving...

...I've got so much on my plate!

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👤︎ u/Rossoccer44
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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