Isn't that a straight pun?
The sergeant asked the private to 'stand up straight'.
The private said, "That's a tall order, sir."
If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...
It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual
At the end of the day, its night
When I get home my wife's underwear is coming straight off...
They're cutting right into my hips.
this one came straight from my dad
the invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking
Im tired of being misunderstood and I’m going to get straight to the point!
I’m drawing a line in the sand.
I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...❤️❤️❤️
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
My bird nosedived straight into a running blender this morning...
All that’s left is shredded tweet.
Why did pilots use to have such a hard time flying straight?
All they had was biplanes
Fly straight and stay safe, boys
A gay Rook is a Bishop because it isn't straight.
Straight, neat, or on the rocks?
If everyone in the world linked hands and stood in a straight line
So let me get this straight...
Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.
For him, it’s a touchy subject.
[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
Wikipedia speaking straight facts
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
Wikipedia speaking straight facts
I thought my son was straight.
But then he got bi with a little help from his friends.
Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?
A guy just flew straight at my ultralight in his jet and gave me an unpleasant look...
Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him
Want to find out how?
You do the Meth!
Or just straight up color
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They’d all be a lot more comfortable
SLPT: If your priest or bishop is molesting your children, tell them to run away in a straight line as priests and bishops can only move diagonally.
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I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
i can't give you a straight answer
Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.
Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
What do you call 100 rabbits in a straight line that take a step back at the same time?
After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton.
When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
I just sat next to a baby on a 12 hour flight. I had no idea that someone could cry for 12 hours straight.
Even the baby seemed impressed.
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