Stock Investor Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock Investor"

Did you hear about the investor who bought and sold stocks in a vat of apple juice?

He'd been doing in-cider trading.

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👤︎ u/orderoffries32
📅︎ Sep 18 2021
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I've added a stock investor on Facebook.

We have 3 mutual funds in common.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Can someone check my pun about investing?

Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram.

Here it is: "Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining! Don't be a laughing stock and come to our first meeting on 9/19"

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👤︎ u/hpycow
📅︎ Sep 08 2016
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