I hate spring cleaning...
Darn things bounce all over the place.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
I get so excited for spring...
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
Since it’s spring time you could say.......
.........trees are releafed now
Cars 1 “radiator springs” car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. “Radiator springs”, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Why didn't the man want a spring mattress
Because it was still winter
Daylight Savings pun. I don’t want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?
I don't know what I ate lastnight, but when I woke up, I crapped out a sparkwheel, a valve, a spring, and a piece of flint.
Afterwards, I felt a little lighter.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Springing into spring, Batman.
Nature just loves when Spring comes around...
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
Spring is just around the corner
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
I eat spring onions before going on walks.
I like a little spring in my step.
What does a tree say once it’s spring?
We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
A college kid finished up his spring semester and is going back home to see his parents.
Son: Hey Dad! It’s great to see you again, I like your new beard.
Dad: Thanks son. When I first stopped shaving I didn’t like it, but then it grew on me.
I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud
“Noooo” screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.
“What are you doing doing doing ...”
Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?
I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...
Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear
What did god say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do trees feel in Spring ?
While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.
It was a site for sore aye-ayes.
How did the tree feel in spring?
I’m so excited it’s spring time
My wife was so excited when Spring came,
Spring is here!!!
I am so excited I wet my plants.
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
I don't like doing spring cleaning
Damn things bounce all over the place
Spring is here!!!
I got so excited that I wet my plants.
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