Springing into spring, Batman.
Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Nature just loves when Spring comes around...
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...
Alas, I've no spring chicken!
Spring is just around the corner
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
I don't like doing spring cleaning
Damn things bounce all over the place
I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
They rescheduled the quarterly pogo stick competition.
They had to wait for the he spring.
What does a tree say once it’s spring?
We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,
Windmills
Two windmills near Palm Springs were chatting and the one turns to the other and asks:
“What music do you like?”
The other windmill thinks for a while and responds:
“I’m a metal fan”
A college kid finished up his spring semester and is going back home to see his parents.
Son: Hey Dad! It’s great to see you again, I like your new beard.
Dad: Thanks son. When I first stopped shaving I didn’t like it, but then it grew on me.
I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud
I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...
“Noooo” screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.
“What are you doing doing doing ...”
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?
Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear
What do trees feel in Spring ?
What did god say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.
It was a site for sore aye-ayes.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
Spring is here!!!
I got so excited that I wet my plants.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
How do you make a waterbed bouncy?
You fill it with spring water.
How do you make your water bed bouncy?
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
How do you make water bed more bouncy
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