Sprigs Puns

A list of puns related to "Sprigs"

My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said

This is my thyme to shine

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👤︎ u/Nilaky
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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My son: hey it’s getting late, I should go. Me (a chef): Would ya look at the thyme *pulls out sprig of thyme*... Bye
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👤︎ u/zberry97
📅︎ Dec 06 2018
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I took my father out for an early father's day dinner

We got our meals (both ordered the porterhouse) and it comes with a sprig of thyme as garnish on the plate. He picks it up and puts it on his shoulder and sings "Thyme it's on my side, yes it is." The server proceeds to tell us it is rosemary, and he started singing "Rosemary is on my side, yes it is." Laughter and eye rolls ensure.

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👤︎ u/steakfatt
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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