When it’s dark and you are picking up after your dog while a vehicle drives by with it’s headlights on, it is not only convenient, it is putting a spotlight on your civic duty
An aspiring thief enters the theatre...
...and steals the spotlight.
An aspiring thief entered a play
He stole the spotlight
A thief broke into the local theatre last night...
Reports say that he stole the spotlight
What did a thief steal when he have broken into a theatre?
He stole the spotlight.
Edit: has broken* sorry
Pony Piano
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
A Thief walks into a theater and steals the spotlight
An aspiring thief enters the theatre...
and steals the spotlight.
Aspiring thief enters theatre..
He stole the spotlight
