Spotlighting Puns

A list of puns related to "Spotlighting"

That’s me in the spotlight
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👤︎ u/Scaulbylausis
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Thief goes into theater, steals spotlight
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👤︎ u/Idkyou4
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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When it’s dark and you are picking up after your dog while a vehicle drives by with it’s headlights on, it is not only convenient, it is putting a spotlight on your civic duty
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👤︎ u/poopoopeepeefartsss
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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An aspiring thief enters the theatre...

...and steals the spotlight.

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👤︎ u/tomholder
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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An aspiring thief entered a play

He stole the spotlight

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👤︎ u/Adhammoussa_
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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A thief broke into the local theatre last night...

Reports say that he stole the spotlight

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👤︎ u/Pootis__Spencer
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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What did a thief steal when he have broken into a theatre?

He stole the spotlight.

Edit: has broken* sorry

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👤︎ u/minhman221299
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Pony Piano

A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."

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👤︎ u/NagasConundrum
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Got my roommate good as we were both on our way home.

Me: I got on the bus 12 minutes ago. Now I'm in front of Walmart.

Him: Is that you at the corner?

Me: That's me in the spotlight

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Mar 19 2017
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A Thief walks into a theater and steals the spotlight
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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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An aspiring thief enters the theatre...

and steals the spotlight.

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👤︎ u/dacs1306
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Aspiring thief enters theatre..

He stole the spotlight

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👤︎ u/Joe_Ferro_890823
📅︎ May 25 2018
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