That’s me in the spotlight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Thief goes into theater, steals spotlight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idkyou4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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When it’s dark and you are picking up after your dog while a vehicle drives by with it’s headlights on, it is not only convenient, it is putting a spotlight on your civic duty
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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An aspiring thief enters the theatre...

...and steals the spotlight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomholder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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An aspiring thief entered a play

He stole the spotlight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adhammoussa_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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A thief broke into the local theatre last night...

Reports say that he stole the spotlight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pootis__Spencer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What did a thief steal when he have broken into a theatre?

He stole the spotlight.

Edit: has broken* sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minhman221299
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Pony Piano

A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NagasConundrum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Got my roommate good as we were both on our way home.

Me: I got on the bus 12 minutes ago. Now I'm in front of Walmart.

Him: Is that you at the corner?

Me: That's me in the spotlight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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A Thief walks into a theater and steals the spotlight
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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An aspiring thief enters the theatre...

and steals the spotlight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacs1306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Aspiring thief enters theatre..

He stole the spotlight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_Ferro_890823
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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