A Thief walks into a theater and steals the spotlight
An aspiring thief entered a play
He stole the spotlight
An aspiring thief enters the theatre...
...and steals the spotlight.
A thief broke into the local theatre last night...
Reports say that he stole the spotlight
What did a thief steal when he have broken into a theatre?
He stole the spotlight.
Edit: has broken* sorry
Pony Piano
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
An aspiring thief enters the theatre...
and steals the spotlight.
Aspiring thief enters theatre..
He stole the spotlight
