The Centaur of Attention
But good players are hard to find.
He was a big dill!
It's true! He did it because he was so embarrassed about his stutter, which he developed late in life, that he felt the need to get out of the public spotlight, stat.
You can read all about it in my new book, B-B-B-Benny and the Jest.
Apparently he stole the spotlight
...and steals the spotlight.
Reports say that he stole the spotlight
He stole the spotlight.
Edit: has broken* sorry
He stole the spotlight
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
Me: I got on the bus 12 minutes ago. Now I'm in front of Walmart.
Him: Is that you at the corner?
Me: That's me in the spotlight
and steals the spotlight.
He stole the spotlight
