Because of this sub...

I now carry a scrap of paper in my back pocket that has the word "Otherwise" written on it.

Last night my mom was telling me how well my daughter did in the nursery at church, i pulled the paper out and firmly stated "This says Otherwise."

She took out her glasses, carefully unfolded it, then started laughing while handing it to my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStryfe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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Proud of myself for this one

My mom was talking to my dad on speaker phone and I walked into the room at the perfect time.

Dad: I was thinking we could just get her a gift card to Dick's (sporting goods).

Mom:You can't get a girl a gift card to Dick's...

Me: Why not? Girls love Dicks.

I couldn't resist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llamalord911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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