A list of puns related to "Card (sports)"
I now carry a scrap of paper in my back pocket that has the word "Otherwise" written on it.
Last night my mom was telling me how well my daughter did in the nursery at church, i pulled the paper out and firmly stated "This says Otherwise."
She took out her glasses, carefully unfolded it, then started laughing while handing it to my dad.
My mom was talking to my dad on speaker phone and I walked into the room at the perfect time.
Dad: I was thinking we could just get her a gift card to Dick's (sporting goods).
Mom:You can't get a girl a gift card to Dick's...
Me: Why not? Girls love Dicks.
I couldn't resist...
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