A diplodocus went to the gym.

After exercising for a while, the diplodocus stopped, and noticed that his muscles hurt when he moved them.

He was a sore-opod.

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👤︎ u/Majikin__
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Heard after skiing today.

Daughter: my muscles are all sore and tense.

Dad: yeah well, my muscles are past tense.

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📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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