A momma mole, pappa mole and baby mole were sitting in their mole hole.

The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.

"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"

The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.

"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"

The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.

"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I am in labour right now.. And my dad says

Me- it's like somebody shoved a shoe up my fanny!! Friend- imagine if you gave birth to a shoe, I bet reddit would like to know! Dad- at least the baby would have a soul.

I laughed, it hurt but it was worth it!

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📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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As we put on our Halloween costumes...

Wife: Let me go upstairs. I have an idea for a purse.

Me: I think somebody already had the idea for the purse, baby.

Wife: (sighs in exasperation). I love you...

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📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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