Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
What does Han Solo put in his cigarettes?
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?
Not bad but a little chewie
Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
It’s a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.
What do you call Han Solo when he has nothing to do?
I was singing in the car, dad asked me if I could sing solo tenor.
Solo I can’t hear you, tenor 11 miles down the road.
When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career
It became a Sting operation
What did Han Solo call his son when he was having a tantrum?
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Why was Han Solo crying at the dinner table?
Because the meat was Chewie.
Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All his friends were wondering. . .
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error
That was a wookie mistake
Now that Chewbacca is dead, does that mean Han is flying SOLO?
What did Han solo said when he lost his virginity??
What did Han Solo say to Greedo before they played a game of Horse?
You know, I'm such a good singer, people always ask me to sing solo
......solo they can't hear me.
Coincidentally, they also ask me to sing tenor.
.....tenor twelve miles away.
My wife thinks I should sing Solo
Solo that no one will hear me
Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?
Han Solo was a great Dad.
He's Ben through a lot.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/aoSbU
(Ep7 spoiler-related dadjoke fest)
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
I found a Scott Stapp solo album on sale for only $0.05.
I think I want my nickel back.
All the 70s solo female artists seem extremely vain to me.
They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.
"It would be Solo of me to make jokes about that typo" - my boyfriend laughed so much he cried - at his own joke
Floating hammock camping stand by Hang Solo
I hate all 1970s female solo singers because of how vain they are.
They are a bunch of pre-Madonnas
I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.
I guess my Vision's going bad.
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
What do you call Han Solo in a JROTC uniform?
Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him ?
He didn’t want to force it
What is it called when you discuss the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones......?
I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
Han Solo didn't smoke but he did...
How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?
They used their Endor voices.
My dad just walked into the living room and said “I went to buy tickets for Star Wars but all they had were Solo seats”.
Why didn’t Han Solo like his meal
I can sing a really good solo
But I sing it solo you might not hear it.
I find most 70s solo female artists extremely vain.
They are a bunch of pre madonnas.
I dislike most 70’s female solo artists because they appear vain.
They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.
What do you call Han Solo from Norway?
Why didn’t Han Solo eat his sidekick?
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