It was Chewie.
Coz it takes two to Tango...
Because its chewy
But then he stopped because it was chewy.
But he allows himself one carb a night.
A rugged experience
Harrison Fjord!
But she did lose a Han
Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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I was the flute of the room, in my fruit of the loom.
No, there was no +1 on the airline reservation as far as I could tell.
I said "Son, she's a keeper."
It's a Travis-tea.
Unfortunately, I struck out. I suppose I should have known better than to go looking for love in Alderaan places.
A wordplay.
DeathStarBucks
It was Chewy.
It's called Joaquin in Memphis
But I didn't want to o-fender.
It’s held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
Solo shot first.
I’m way to serious of a person and can’t make a pun to save my life. My wife and I are having Korma curry and naan tomorrow night for dinner and she came up with Naan solo for the Naan and I have to come up with one for the curry, but have NOTHING. Help!
Kylo-practor
Darthritis
You could say its gotten out of hand
Does anyone want to join ?
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
there were repercussions.
It was chewy
It was Chewie
It was Chewie.
It was chewie
Because he always shoots first.
It was Chewie
It's Chewie
Then he would have been so low.
Harrisen Fjord
It was Chewie.
It was chewie
