A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other.
The sole says, "A flounder!"
The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.
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︎ Dec 28 2022
Dark soles.
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︎ Sep 05 2022
Say something
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︎ Dec 27 2022
someone left their soul outside the church
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︎ Jan 01 2023
We birthed our child at home so, he wasn't delivery,
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︎ Dec 24 2022
I bought shoes with soles of silicone rubber.
Thought itβd reduce my carbon footprint.
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︎ Aug 27 2022
Just another lost sole
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︎ Apr 11 2022
What language do dress shoes speak?
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︎ Dec 19 2022
I knew a guy who ate a sneaker.
He wanted to try sole food.
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︎ Dec 18 2022
I hate my job, all I do is crush cans all day.
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︎ Dec 30 2022
A sole truth that has soul⦠[OC]
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︎ Jun 10 2022
How do trains have sex?
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︎ Dec 24 2022
These new shoes are like a dead beat dadβ¦
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︎ Nov 21 2022
I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables.
But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
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︎ Mar 01 2022
The art and soul of freedom
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︎ Nov 07 2022
What shoe brand is the worst for the environment?
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︎ Dec 06 2022
I was speaking to a priest about shoes the other day
It turns out shoes have souls
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︎ Oct 22 2022
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.
I donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Nov 28 2022
Why were my shoes not allowed in the Jazz bar?
Because they didnβt have any βsoleβ
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︎ Dec 10 2022
Why didn't the cobbler's wife work?
He was the sole provider.
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︎ Dec 31 2022
What is a predatorβs favorite shoe?
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︎ Oct 04 2022
This morning my daughter was having trouble putting on her shoes and starting to throw a tantrum.. I asked her if sheβd like me to put them on
They didnβt fit me very well
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︎ Dec 15 2022
I have a plan to unionize retired shoemakers
But my wife thinks it's just a load of old cobblers.
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︎ Dec 16 2022
I know this is a running joke, but did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
It was a real tragedy, so many soles were lost that day.
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︎ Dec 10 2022
A shoe made a deal with the devil
It did cost his sole though
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︎ Dec 25 2022
I once met a shoemaker that had truly amazing talent.
He really put sole into his work!
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︎ Nov 26 2022
How do you know when you have found the prefect foot doctor ?
When he is exactly 12 inches tall
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︎ Nov 03 2022
What's made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 20 2022
It's a bit fishy, but I'll run with it
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︎ Jul 28 2022
The old woman who lived in a shoe wasnβt the sole owner.
There still were strings attached.
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︎ Jan 18 2022
What do you call the couple who shares shoes?
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︎ Dec 06 2022
What did the steak say when he came across his arch nemesis?
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︎ Oct 31 2022
A DJ opens a shop selling footwear to felines. He called it
Boots and Cats
https://youtu.be/Nni0rTLg5B8
Edit: video
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︎ Aug 28 2022
What do you call it when a man gives a woman unwanted advice about her ankle injury?
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︎ Oct 19 2022
What did the crockpot full of chili say to the croc with a poop emoji on the sole say?
I may be full of spice, but at least Iβm not a croc of shit.
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︎ Feb 17 2022
Can't believe I got a hole in my favourite shoes. I guess it's true what they say...
... time wounds all heels.
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︎ Oct 18 2022
Why did the ultra successful business man never wear shoes?
He sold his soles to the devil.
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︎ Nov 28 2022
Bless shoe.
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︎ May 05 2022
Why does ghost riderβs not so smart brother not have any shoes?
Because he sold his Soles to the devil
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︎ Nov 15 2022
A man shrouded in black and with two odd protrusions from his head offered me a million dollars for my shoes, so of course I handed them over.
But I'm starting to think I may have just sold my soles to the devil.
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︎ Nov 10 2022
My sole dutyβ¦
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︎ Sep 15 2021
I had to throw away my shoes because they were too small for me.
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︎ Oct 03 2022
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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︎ Aug 31 2022
I used to work at a shoe recycling company
I guess you could say it was sole crushing.
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︎ Sep 19 2022
What did Voldemort wear for comfortable footwear?
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that Iβm going for a jog and then I donβt...
Itβs my longest running joke of the year so far...
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︎ Aug 31 2022
I was at Famous Footwear when the store closed.
They had to shoe me out of there.
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︎ Sep 04 2022
Put up a shelf today, and Iβm keeping it solely for all of my Disney movies on DVD.
Letβs see how it holds up.
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︎ Sep 27 2021
Did I tell you I bought these shoes from a drug dealer?
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been trippin all day.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
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