A sole truth that has soul… [OC]
I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables.
But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
I bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner.
There still were strings attached.
What did the crockpot full of chili say to the croc with a poop emoji on the sole say?
I may be full of spice, but at least I’m not a croc of shit.
I just ran the marathon barefoot.
My friends told me it was quite the feet!
- I am a runner who just ran the 2022 LA Marathon barefoot. My buddy just hit me with this joke with no set up at all…
The Devil went down to the shoemakers
He was looking for a new pair of soles.
The man who invented autocorrect has died...
His funfair will be helped next Monkey
My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday
There were so many lost soles.
The grim reaper just got fired at the shoe factory.
He was stealing everybody's soles.
Worst job I ever had
Working in a shoe factory, disposing of defective footwear. It was sole-destroying.
I wear same shoe size as my girlfriend
and people say we are not solemates
What chakra is in the feet?
Put up a shelf today, and I’m keeping it solely for all of my Disney movies on DVD.
Let’s see how it holds up.
I used to work at a shoe factory, operating a trash compactor.
But I had to leave that job because it was sole-crushing.
I you owned the only shoe shop in the world...
You would be the sole trader.
Why did the podiatrists get married?
They found their sole mates.
my wife and I wear the same size shoe
Ariel: "I finally have feet! But they kinda hurt..."
Ursula: "POOR UNFORTUNATE SOLES"
I hear they're going to open a new hotel retreat on the San Francisco bay solely for black magic practitioners...
It's going to be a cove inn of witches.
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
My daughter got scared by an insect in the park, so I told her to "shoo it".
Half a second later the poor animal got introduced to the sole of her shoe 😜
I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It’s just…
Did you hear about the guy with the extreme foot fetish?
It was his sole purpose in life!
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
Here's an interesting story of how I have a black thick furred animal with short tail that walks on soles of its feet
The story is long ,bear with me
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
From my 9yr old daughter: How does leather sneeze?
My friend just started his own business with the sole motivation to help affordably castrate male dogs.
That's true entrepreneutership
The little old lady didn’t always live in a shoe. She once had a house, but when she couldn’t pay the mortgage…
The bank gave her the boot
I FINALLY was able to open my shoe store for only large sized shoes.
Let me tell you, it was no small feet.
Someone is out sole searching
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Did you hear about the business that ran under?
It was a sole proprietorship
Which two fish you need to make a shoe?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
I hate my job. All I do is crush Pepsi cans with my feet.
Finally got my daughter to admit I can make good dad jokes... occasionally.
My 10 year old was putting away her laundry, and I noticed that she had a large pile of unfolded socks. I asked her why she hadn't put them away yet, and she said, "I can't because these are all single."
I said, "I know why they are single. They haven't found their sole mates yet."
She literally snorted, and told me that I finally made a good one.
Why do shoes come in pairs?
Because they're sole mates
I bought some sneakers off a drug dealer.
I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
Why should you never work in a shoe recycling factory?
Because the work is sole destroying
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