Got A Vasectomy Yesterday, Tech Didn't Get My Dad Joke...

Dr. finishes my decommissioning, says the tech will be in.

Tech: How'd it go?

Me: Made a huge vas deferens...

Tech: huh?

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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A family friend named Lance brought some fatherly flavour to my parents' last Christmas party

[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes

Everyone else: good lord that was majestic

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