Sneezed Puns

It was a blessing in disguise.

I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

Can’t believe it snot butter...

"Damn you..."

I yelled, "You think its funny, but it's snot."

Donald Duck!

I caught it, handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. I didn't know what else to say...

So, we rode in silence for the rest of the trip until we got to the bar. When we arrived at the bar, she turned and asked if she could have my number. I was flattered because she was so pretty, but I told her I was happily engaged.

She smiled at me and said, "That's a shame, you really caught my eye."

I guess he bit off more than he could achoo.

He replied: "Cashew later too, son."

Me: "I scared the crap out of her!"

3 year old gives me a blank stare.

Me: "Sorry, that joke stinks."

3 year old goes back to watching her show.

Au JUS

All the other demons said, "curse you!"

"Bless Me"

...Bless you dad

Kazoo tight

Turns out it was a cold caller.

I had to achoo an apology.